A friend at Birthright NEXT NY asked me to host a Shabbat Dinner since I’m around the corner from their West Village offices. National Birthright funds the dinner and sends over a “Shabbox”, which is a box of Shabbat-related stuff.

Shabbat-related is speaking generously. It comes with a CD, presumably for the Sabbath Observant to set-aside for use as a Shabbat coaster (It his a nice metallic sheen on one side), instructions for slow-cooking a meat Chulent with a butter-coated (oops!) Jachnoon, a pewter kiddish cup from India, and this:

Shabbat-themed softcore cartoon p*rn.

This is great for the Birthright alum who wants to dress-up for the sabbath, but has never worn clothing before. That’s a lot of Birthright alumni, judging from their photos.

I also appreciate the Shabbat Bicycle juxtaposed with a Shaitel. I’m not religious, but I guess the Eruv is up, because she’s gonna be carrying a basket — while still showing a little cleavage, you know, to be fruitful and multiply. I’d cover that Challah before it gets jealous!

Now, don your favorite-vest-with-extra-flair and enjoy Shabbat!

Epic Fail.

Shabbat Softcore P*rn

Disclaimer: Birthright is a great organization (usually), and this is my personal blog, not the blog of JCorps (which has no opinions and is not political or religious).

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